Ужасный Хронология

LA lalalalalalala!

Mon, 21 Mar 2011 09:41:13 -0400

LA lalalalalalala!

Lesson Learned: "Lock your mouth tightly!"

Mon, 21 Mar 2011 09:29:29 -0400

iPrefer today is the most embarrassing day in MIBT life as I found out a douchebag who kept spreading f*cking hoaxes… Sometimes I wondered why there are delinquent people like these lived freely on Earth’s surface. Shame? Its common… but with the hoaxes are included, where will you put up your face?

Anyway I had a good day today tho’ embarrassing… Went to CP just to each lunch alone and drove my car myself! :D

10 Places you dun want to live (India termasuk lor)

Wed, 01 Dec 2010 10:30:20 -0500

10 Places you dun want to live (India termasuk lor)

U know wha’? Before this song became a high star, this...

Tue, 30 Nov 2010 09:17:32 -0500

U know wha’? Before this song became a high star, this song was in 95.1 FM (KissFM). When it got famous, this station played this song 2x a day…. 1 month later, it became 3x (maybe someone requested it many times)… and TODAY! I heard this song 5x already in 95.1 FM…. what a SUPER song…. (Just the way You’re - Bruno Mars)

Full house

Tue, 30 Nov 2010 05:36:00 -0500

Gosh I hate full house coz its 8-5 p.m. Nothing can change this except when 1 of the lecturer got sick or (maybe) went clubbing last night! Worse of all today… MORNING SURPRISE: Management Test! Not tough but…. not a bite of biscuit too… But at least I got some fun today (though I got credit in Marketing); Big 2.5, Surfing when in class, and not sleepy… lol! NOW GONNA PLAY CODMW2 till drop!

And its true lor…..

Tue, 30 Nov 2010 03:45:13 -0500

And its true lor…..

WHAT IS THIS???

Fri, 02 Apr 2010 11:58:38 -0400

Unacceptable! Apple postponed for about 1 year! WHAT ON EARTH IS THIS? REALLY INTOLERANCE… I don’t want any further reasons but I want my car… SOON….. if apple is really canceled…

really really really NOT very very very much AMUSED

'Bridge' of Friendship

Wed, 31 Mar 2010 04:00:35 -0400

We all know that Ramli + Vincent + Cipu + Me = Tubagus Angke Triad.

But Ramli is not in Dutamas, he’s outside (and he’s an outsider) of Dutamas. He belonged to TPI. One such access to his home is to cross the bridge at Angke. Well this bridge is very valuable to us as we go in and out of this bridge everytime we go to Ramli’s. One day we wanted to visit Ramli and I don’t know at that time… where’s his so-called BIGGA HOUSE. Cipu said he did not know. So I called him to stand on the bridge and wait for me. As I drove along the road, Cipu said, “Lock the door.” I replied, “For what?? We should pick him up, eh?”. He said with a sarcastic smile, “I know the way…”. So I did lock it and by the time we passed Ramli, we left him on the bridge alone. I could see his face… damn ‘down’ expression (like in the class). LOL!!! I could see him running towards my car but I step on it and went inside his complex. We reached his home… and waited for him to return by walking. Surely he panted and sweatin’ out like an amateur athlete. “I should bring my motorcycle next time… grr!”. LOL! What Ramliiii???No wonder its the first time I visited his house. And its damn big!

Later on, He asked me and Cipu to stay overnight @ his house, and we agreed. His dad is not home yet. We played upstairs at his GRAND ROOM. Suddenly we heard footsteps comin’ towards the door. And the door opened… his father entered the scene while were playing MHFU. The most unforgettable sentences by his father was: “Kevin… drink water.” I and Cipu stared at each other and hold our laugh. “Yes Dad…”, Ramli replied. So we continued playing. We chatted till LATE at nite. The next mornin’, breakast is ready. I went to the downstairs bathroom and wash myself. Cipu enjoyed himself inside Ramli’s parents bathroom, surely he wallowed there! By the time we were ready for breakfast, I and Cipu and Ramli sit down at the round table. ZOUNDS! Unfortunately there’s a gap between my seat and Cipu’s. We could see the delicious food on the table served by his Mom (thnx Auntie!). Vincent Ramli came and sit next to me. Suddenly his Dad (again) entered the scene and sit on the gap between me and Cipu. I looked away, avoiding eye-to-eye contact with him as if we did, we laugh the hell out till we bang ourself to a nearby wall. So I tried to finish my breakfast as fast as I could and run upstairs… nice plan Yervan! But I could not! Its not polite to leave earlier when everybody have not finished their breakfast, so I waited till i almost pee in my pants, holding up my laugh. If I see Cipu’s face, I will roll on the floor laughing… zzz, luckily they fisnished their food real quick and we played upstairs. Whew fun day eh? Next time you guyz should stay overnight at his house!

I am very much amused.

Am I Weak.....? Возможно, мне следует изменить сейчас ...

Sun, 28 Mar 2010 11:36:04 -0400

Yea… I think ‘bout myself that I am a just a weak guy… I don’t dare to fight, I screamed, I like to talk with girls… all that stupid stuffs. Maybe I should leave the girls? Maybe I should fight someone that I disliked (you-know-who)? Or maybe I should be a bad guy to prove that I am ‘strong’? Or even worse, I should start to bully someone? No… bad choice! I just wanna tell you guys that I feel… uncomfortable when some of you guys call me out ‘banci’ or other wacky nicknames. Well actually I am really, really upset and disappointed when all of my friends called me that. I thought they would call me “Oi van, what’s up?” but what? They still think me as a “gay”… “banci”…”cewe”… URGH! Well maybe you guys should know the real ‘me’… Look, I never insult someone really harsh in front of you guys, only some of my close friends know that I could insult someone in a racist manner, well PB is the prove… And even worse, I could really charge them with a great insulting words that are really bad. Such manners never come up in school right? Maybe I should change too to ‘The Real Yervan’ in school? Hmm… can hardly believe it if it would really happen. Well I know its funny why I post such an explanation… you may laugh on it… but I’ll never be the same forever…

-Viva Forever-

It doesn’t always means bad words… anyway good song!

Fri, 26 Mar 2010 10:48:34 -0400

It doesn’t always means bad words… anyway good song!

First encounter with 'ROACH'

Thu, 25 Mar 2010 13:07:32 -0400

Today is a good + mess day… What? Well I our visit (me + cipu + ramliiiii) to Rick’s apartment. We swim and we played ‘hide-and-push’ game («< as I know). Well cipu alwayz the first, just b’coz he uses smart tactics. But the worst for Ramli… Cipu uses all his force to push him into the pool, poor Ramli resists it… Fat chance, he slipped (or not) and fell on his knee at the edge of the pool. I saw it. That really hurts for him rite? Well bad day for him. We waited long enough for our favorite sport… cycling. This is the first time I ride bicycles @ night. Well dark enough of course, but this Ramli got scared of the surroundings… blah blah blah whatever! After a round, we stopped at A&W for a break. Well I parked my bike over the verandah or something like platform… just beside the platform. Then I felt like something itching on my hairy leg (you can laugh ‘bout it), I thought it was those damn mosquitoes. But this is nightmare! A REALLY NIGHTMARE. Its not mosquitoes or other stupid insects… BUT ITS COCKROACHESSSS. I shouted (or scream) the hell out. I’m really having a phobia of insects… especially ‘ROACH’. What a mess! I saw 2 of them. But Rick said he saw many of them. I jumped like a jester making a joke in front of his King. So we quickly moved the bike away and parked it beside our table… Oops, forgot to mention a thing. In our way to A&W, I saw a snake. Well I thought it was a toy and I would crush it with the bike’s wheel. But I zoom my eyes a bit closer, ITS DAMN MOVING! I shouted ‘SNAKE SNAKE!’ Then they stopped and shouted ‘ITS A SNAKE’! Well not a large snake though, but Ramli said its a poisonous snake. So we passed on. Next time I should ride in the afternoon and evening… Hahahah! But today is fun day though! Funny thing is, Ramli wanted to try to mount his bike to the sidewalk, and he fell down. Well it looks hurt. He said he hit his b*lls to the handle, yeuch! And worse is, his bike is damaged. Well Rick, its rental time! LOL!!!

I am very much amused today

Проблема всегда наш друг …

Mon, 15 Mar 2010 09:53:27 -0400

Проблема всегда наш друг …

The ides of March are come...

Sun, 14 Mar 2010 11:17:37 -0400

Heil Caesar!! the most powerful dictator at that time! Peace Ho! Caesar Speaks! But lately he’s becoming ambitious. Thou has made thy Romans thought that you’re to be a King! Do not come to the Capitol as there were bastards. O they will stab you with jealous faces… Casca would be the first, Brutus will be the last! Why you do not believe in bad omens? Calphurnia doth advised thou not to go to the Capitol. Thou art overconfident!

Sloppy Joppy: The Timeline

Sat, 13 Mar 2010 23:50:00 -0500

2007

July: We heard that there will be more new cats and dogs comin’ this year. Well we

saw the lists who’ll be comin’ to this school. One of them named Aisha Butt or we could call her Aisha Pantat if you like. Well they said she’s a Japanese… butwe didn’t guess that she’s only half Japo. Cipu said: “Ah I thought she’s white, gentle, polite… but what the hell ^*@#$!$???” I noticed that she has pointed nose but worst of all… BIG teeth. I came to visit 7A on the 3rd day, and I get

to know some of the new cats and dogs. Then this incident happened. Jody forgot to button up his collar button so his half chest is seen. I told Aisha to tell him to button it up. BUT THAT F*CKING BITCH misunderstood it and fixed a bloody stare like a beast upon me. After that break she came to 7B with only one aim… that she slapped me till my eyeglasses fell onto the white tile of my class. I was furious… “WHY ON EARTH DID THAT STUPID UN-ORIGINAL JAPO SLAPPED ME WITH NO DAMN CAUSE?? < censored words > !!!!!”. Well that’s the first time I was slapped by a… bitch If you guyz agreed.

August: That incident embarrassed me in front of my goodies. After school in the middle of August, she came up to me to apologize… (I wanna sing “Apologize” to express that its too late to apologize… ITS TOO LATTEEEEE) but she’s a foreigner and if I would not accept her apology, she would complain to the school. The first mistake made by Yervan is to forgave her. Fro then on she started to talk with me. I’ve a bad feeling ‘bout this…

October: I noticed she began to act as a close friend to all of us. She sometimes chat with us, play, and joke around like a mad horse but we didn’t mind ‘bout it. Unfortunately for my new friend, Ricky, she showed a sign that she was attracted to him. She told me “Yeah I just think that Rick is a cute guy”. ««< (&@%$#!#.

2008

January: She’s becoming close to me, eh? I even didn’t notice ‘bout it but everyday she talked to me… never happened before. She talk….. yeah nonsense mostly that she killed a girl, she had a lot of BFs (Japanese or tiks??), and she’s the leader of her own gang. I’ll describe her members later.

February-End of 7: Not much major activities about her anyway, but the most disgusting thing that she told me is… she fell in love with the chickenboy. Not groovy and not very interesting. Illfeel feelings ‘bout her build up in my mind.

July: As the same before, she always talk nonsenses. Shocking news at the early month of Level 8, she confessed that she make out with a security guard in her apartment. She was a real BIG LIAR but at that time I used to believe in her. The Second mistake made by Yervan is to believe in her. Nathania of ex-level 8 student become her good friend, and that is the biggest unfortunate event for her. Aisha ditched her after all by telling all the nastiest things that Nath did.

September: Not a fun month, she started to describe one by one about my comrades. She hated cipu for being ‘naughty’ and ‘disturbing’ though he did nothing. She told that vincent a big bully while he’s still a new guy (I guess). She really ditched Nath for a fake crime made by her. All those nonsense…. what Butt??? I should call her Buttler or something that would make her fell onto my feet.She started calling my home. AND I HATED HER FOR CALLING ME KAMBING. Everyday she would call me just to chat some nonsense things. But like I said “Information is a dangerous weapon of all” I used to know that she spoke a damn good Indonesian.

2009

January: First thing I did this month to stop myself believing all her shits from her stupid small ass is to stop her calling for me. I am more to trust my goodies (Sorry guyz but I had to confess that I almost 100% trust in her «< The 3rd biggest mistake made by Yervan is to keep a distance with his goodies. These mistakes ALMOST lead to the ‘downfall’ of me. Really! From then on I have a seperator to keep her from talking to me.

February: New shits from her Butt, She made love with that canteen boy… in the toilet. Then she accusses Claudia that she’s the one who made love in the toilet. I really pity Claudia for that incident that I gotta feeling to stab Butt right in her butt. But I could do nothing. Everybody started to think that Aisha is a devil… I thought that she’s a Bitch from hell… not neighbors from hell stupid.

March: Damn Ides of March. But this is not Julius Caesar story, it was that bad! Claudia has been ditched except Emily. She has been a good ‘agent’ of Butt (but now she’s the enemy of Butt). She kept sending me infos about that Butt, nice work Em. She finally realized that she’s a Big LIAR. Too late to realize Em.

Start of Level 9: SHE’S STILL THERE. I wonder when will she got kicked out by BABE.A new girl… Jacqueline come to our school. @ first she’s close to Joppy but she’s a real smart! I salute her for not going well with Butt.

Unknown month: I got tossed to 9A with a good reason (at first) that is to make 9A friends closer to me. That’s what BK told me. But later IT REALLY EMBARRASSED ME AND REALLY REALLY DISAPPOINTED ME. He was smart enough to keep the real reason why I got tossed to 9A. He swapped me with Cipu. I thought I will be a good boy in 9A. But still I am a ‘good’ boy in 10B now. The real reason is I was talking to the gals in 9B as it was a fact too, that majority of the population of 9B are girls and Only about 9 boyz. WHAT, is it really matter that I kept talking with the girlz? IT IS NORMAL BK! ITS NORMAL UNLIKE YOU AND R. But thanks to them too I had some advantages… First there are lots of goodies in 9A… second… I’ll be farrrr away from that Butt.

End of Level 9 (THE END): She finally got a new agent, Mishra if I’m not mistaken. Her new agent is not as smart as her former agent. She had nobody to bother her. The whole 9B dislikes her. She kept boasting occasionally infront of me though I dislikes her (and she knew it). She got an FB, Aichan Joppy. I blocked her and deleted her. But her activities in FB made me go mad. Posting her new ugly face photos… LOLz. I thought it was near the end of her pressence in our peaceful school. And it was! It is also the downfall of her in our school. And its a bitter ending too. She only got 1 friend at last, that is her new agent.

END OF SLOPPY JOPPY TIMELINE

AMAZING TROIKA WITH BALALAIKA….. Fell in Love with it!!!...

Sat, 13 Mar 2010 10:46:56 -0500

AMAZING TROIKA WITH BALALAIKA….. Fell in Love with it!!! :D

5 Star Rated by Yervan/Epebah Brah

Farted Piggy Made Us Laugh!

Sat, 13 Mar 2010 10:20:30 -0500

Why Saturday is… SCHOOL DAY!! :@ But we have to come or we’ll be in trouble… Well I guess the first period would be English for about 1 hour, well that’s groovy, the next period is ACCOUNTS. Wanna tell you a little about accounting subject here, there’s this teacher named Aruna (code name: BABI) and she’s a very arrogant one… among all of the teachers. But one thing extremely funny ‘bout her is….. when she SNEEZED. She was explaining us ‘bout the new topic…. NRV or whatsoever! here’s the dialogue (a bit modified):

BABI: Sometimes the NRV may (“HATSPREEET”) {«< Honest it sounds like that!!}

so you may have to find it blah blah blah….

1/4 of the class: *ROFLing* silently (our mouth has been installed with silencer so

we could laugh silently anytime)

Well you guyz should see the real sound of Sneeze from her directly… LOL. Actually I started laughing @ her sneeze at level 9 1st term. It was an exam day, and its break time! When the rusty red bell of the corridor rang, my comrades started to enter the class 1 by 1. I was sitting in my chair at that time! When I heard an odd sound… something like Pig’s breath (honest!) “RRRRRGH” («< cipu can do that). Suddenly Vincent opened the door while she sneezed and come out of the class laughing the hell out. When the exam is over, he told me that it was that “Pig’s Fart” that made him laugh so hard that his face was red.

After this Saturday class I went to play to Rick’s apartment and we went to Ancol to ride bicycles with him and Cipu. Well it was freaking awesome and fun too! But we got some consequences after riding those bikes….. My feet become tired, my butt is aching, too exhausted to run, etc. But Cipu is the worst. Sorry guys but I have to tell ya (and sorry Cip), he did not dare to pee as his thing becomes painful while he started peeing. LOL but pity him! Till we returned to Rick’s apartment he have the courage to pee. “It does still hurts now, but I’m ok”. Damn LOL CIPU. Well it turned this Saturday from BOOring day To FUNday. Thnx Rick for taking us to ride with ya, LOLZ. And by the way cip, my arms got bruised coz of you as you did smash me to the rock nearby the side of the pool. And my elbow is bleeding! Not Groovy! :D

I am very much amused. - Yervan Yang a.k.a Epebah Brah a.k.a Ереван Янга

Should see it! Two Thumbs Up!!!

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 11:04:11 -0500

Should see it! Two Thumbs Up!!!

Шпион против шпиона | Spy vs Spy

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 10:59:29 -0500

Love played an important role, eh? What if somebody fell in love with you? (First question in your mind:” REALLY?? ARE YOU SERIOUS?”) Surely you’ll feel excited about yourself rite? But not to some people… here is the tragedy. Big M started to call me dun know why but she kept talking for about more than 45 min. (booyah! that will damage your brain) but I don’t mind ‘bout it. Well its quiet interesting topic… “BIG M LIKED SOMEBODY”. Well I thought to myself maybe I could be useful to help somebody out as I wanna get some experience of helping someone in this situation (REALLY!) but it did not work out. It turned me from something you called Guter Mann to a schlechter Mensch («< find the meaning yourself). Well it hurts me a lot and I felt guilty… extreme guilty! What did I do? Just felt like I betrayed my own mate! Oh no! Luckily he’s the best Guter Mann I’ve ever met and friends mean friends. Surely he forgave me… and surely I will never do this ever again! The scene becomes more interesting as I am his Шпион now… and I have to face lots of other Шпион. I and my mate were planning of how to end this scene with a ‘slow death’ method… 100% will success and 100% will keep her cryin’ for 100 yrs!!!

Информация является самым опасным оружием все … -Ереван Янга

Short Scene

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 10:42:29 -0500

I was wondering why I had to make a blog for myself but I saw my mate’s blog and its quiet interesting so I (finally) made one….. Simple starting, I’ll tell ya about my summary of life…

21 Dec 1993- Yervan is born…

1998- Yervan entered a horrible (but fun) kindergarten… met a lot of friends

2001- Stepped in SD1 BHK, thats where he met his BEST friend…

Formed the so called ‘Triumvirs’

End of 2002- Shockin’ News! Yervan and his mate out of the triumvirs… due to

migration to (damn) Universal School, but the triumvirs still live on

till today!

2003- New life in this boring school

2004~2006-Time passed

2007- Got seperated from Cipu… 7A (Smarties), 7B (Naughties) LOL!

2008- Big Bang theory… Aichan Joppy came… brought some miserable things to

the peaceful classes (Jepang koq muka Pakistan??)

2009- Sloppy Joppy out of the school… peace yet again! Cipu moved to B and

poor yervan moved to A… (the teachers felt like playing badminton over

me!)

July 2009- Reunited! Both historical figures are in the same class… AGAIN!

End of 2009- Love starts here!

Jan 2010-Second term… as it says, life is becoming more difficult for the As and Bs

Now- Love conflicts… but life is still hard! But Yervan still calmed down and said:

“Well I have a lot of friends now… life is now comfortable!” Thnx to you

guyz!